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  1. #471

    Re: Official Joke Page II

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    POSTED AT LEAST TWICE!!!
    So was that!
    :bum:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

  2. Re: Official Joke Page II

    "cajunvike" wrote:

    POSTED AT LEAST TWICE!!!
    Then instead of running your post count up by complaining, FIND NEW ONES TO POST! :lol:
    [move]"Our day WILL come!! I just hope I LIVE long enough to see it!"[/move]

  3. Re: Official Joke Page II

    that is funny!!!!!!

  4. #474

    Re: Official Joke Page II

    Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of

    whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman

    at

    a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a

    minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

    One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

    The woman shakes her head no.

    "Kin ya breathe?"

    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,

    yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick

    with his tongue.

    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the

    obstruction

    flies out of her mouth.

    As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the

    bar.

    His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick

    Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
    Green Bay police station toilet stolen.

    Cops say they have nothing to go on.

  5. Re: Official Joke Page II

    "FedjeViking" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:

    POSTED AT LEAST TWICE!!!
    Then instead of running your post count up by complaining, FIND NEW ONES TO POST! :lol:
    :laughing3: :notworthy:

  6. Re: Official Joke Page II

    OLE SAYS he is grateful for soap operas and TV game shows. He says, "At least it keeps millions of women drivers off the road most of the day.

  7. Re: Official Joke Page II

    The Norwegian Preacher rose with an angry red face and said in his best English, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one, which a Norwegian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian ...The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."


    Again all was quiet.


    Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde, with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a
    couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!"

    The preacher fainted.
    [move]"Our day WILL come!! I just hope I LIVE long enough to see it!"[/move]

  8. Re: Official Joke Page II

    OLE AND Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee.
    Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go a little further now if you want to -" . . . so Ole drove to Duluth.

  9. #479

    Re: Official Joke Page II

    "purplehorn" wrote:
    Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of

    whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman

    at

    a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a

    minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

    One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

    The woman shakes her head no.

    "Kin ya breathe?"

    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,

    yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick

    with his tongue.

    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the

    obstruction

    flies out of her mouth.

    As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the

    bar.

    His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick

    Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
    Welcome back, purplehorn...long time no see (on the board that is)!

    Look forward to your contributions to the board this season! :grin:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

  10. #480

    Re: Official Joke Page II

    The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

    The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

    The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

    The graduate with an History/Computers degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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