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erik5032
08-19-2009, 01:59 AM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

"Oh My God, Is this a wet dream?"

mnvikes61
08-19-2009, 02:05 AM
"Where's my check for my jersey number?"

skum
08-19-2009, 02:45 AM
God, that guy is old

favregate
08-19-2009, 02:56 AM
"I sure wished I had hands that big..." -JD

Articnv
08-19-2009, 03:54 AM
thanks for the 4 mil to switch numbers

AngloVike
08-19-2009, 04:04 AM
" look ok, money for the number will be cash only so it can't be traced and what time did you want Deanna to come round then?"

Jimmymeboy
08-19-2009, 04:44 AM
"erik5032" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

"Oh My God, Is this a wet dream?"


Dude, I'm #4... Get over it!

JellyBean2144
08-19-2009, 08:20 AM
Farve: "See, I crave drama, that is how I role, dawg"

i_bleed_purple
08-19-2009, 08:22 AM
"Jimmymeboy" wrote:


"erik5032" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

"Oh My God, Is this a wet dream?"


Dude, I'm #4... Get over it!


hahaha... nice

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg
JDB: Shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiittt...

Freya
08-19-2009, 08:26 AM
I spit on that jersey before I gave it to you.

AngloVike
08-19-2009, 08:36 AM
"erik5032" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg


Thought it was supposed to be purple and gold.. this old fart makes it look like grey and gold

Caine
08-19-2009, 08:39 AM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

Great!
Now I'm getting beat out by my Grandfather.......geeez.

i_bleed_purple
08-19-2009, 08:41 AM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg
So I was railing Deanna, and she stuck her thumb up my ass and i was like "What the fuck?"

AngloVike
08-19-2009, 08:43 AM
"i_bleed_purple" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

still if he stinks up the place then at least his number will reflect his place on the depth chart...

VKG4LFE
08-19-2009, 08:56 AM
"erik5032" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

"Oh My God, Is this a wet dream?"


Dude, I don't give a shit about what kind of tractor you ride while you wear your damn wrangler jeans, just give me my number back.

marstc09
08-19-2009, 09:19 AM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

Favre: I will make you better JD. I will help you whenever you need it.

Booty: Why do people say you won't?

Favre: It is a hater thing, you wouldn't understand but you might someday. I hear they are already saying you have small hands.

Booty: Huh. Can I see yours?

Favre: Sure.

vikinggreg
08-19-2009, 09:28 AM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

Favre: This is what a QB hand looks like, lets see those wee little paws you got

JDB: (hides hands) I've got to go wash Coach Childress's SUV

Favre: Chilly wants you to clean seats too

JDB: Ahh fu** I don't even want to know.....(mumbles) Chilly wants blah blah, I don't get to call him Chilly

pattyosviKING
08-19-2009, 09:48 AM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

BF: Man I miss John
JDB:
John who?
BF:
John Madden.
I used to hold his nutsack just...like.... this
JDB:
Dude, you disgust me

jessejames09
08-19-2009, 09:50 AM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

I'm just gonna hold my hand out like this, and if there is not a ball in my hand in 10 seconds, so help me god, Tarvaris.

marstc09
08-19-2009, 09:52 AM
"jessejames09" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

I'm just gonna hold my hand out like this, and if there is not a ball in my hand in 10 seconds, so help me god, Tarvaris.


That one made me laugh.

TeamSoftware
08-19-2009, 10:53 AM
"erik5032" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg


You see, if you skip training camp there is no need for sweat bands. See no sweat.

i_bleed_purple
08-19-2009, 10:54 AM
"TeamSoftware" wrote:


"erik5032" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg


You see, if you skip training camp there is no need for sweat bands. See no sweat.



haha.. that actually made me LOL

ThorSPL
08-19-2009, 10:58 AM
"i_bleed_purple" wrote:


"TeamSoftware" wrote:


"erik5032" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg


You see, if you skip training camp there is no need for sweat bands. See no sweat.



haha.. that actually made me LOL


Me too - I'm gonna get in trouble for not working enough if you keep those up.

pattyosviKING
08-19-2009, 11:13 AM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg


This hand.
Ya see this hand.
Soon you will be eating out of it just like everyone else.

mwwhhhaaaa

TeamSoftware
08-19-2009, 12:12 PM
"ThorSPL" wrote:


"i_bleed_purple" wrote:


"TeamSoftware" wrote:


"erik5032" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg


You see, if you skip training camp there is no need for sweat bands. See no sweat.



haha.. that actually made me LOL


Me too - I'm gonna get in trouble for not working enough if you keep those up.


Me too - the working thing for sure.

gagarr
08-19-2009, 02:17 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

BF: What the hell is going on?
JDB: I thought you said you knew this system so well you could teach it.
BF: That's just crap I said to make $12 million.
JDB:
Damn! I wish I could get away with that.

Mark_The_Viking
08-19-2009, 03:01 PM
Excuse me are you still breathing?

C Mac D
08-19-2009, 03:11 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

Chilly just cupped my balls, just like this ya see... and said, "Come on big guy, just give it one more go."

The man has a soft, angelic touch.

The Dropper
08-19-2009, 03:14 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

ViennaSausageFingersâ„¢: Hey, you're that guy. From that movie.
Douchepickle: Oh, yeah, There's Something About Mary. Did you like it?
VSFâ„¢: What? No. No. The Mummy Returns.
DP: What? What the hell are you talking about?
VSFâ„¢: The Mummy Returns. You know, with that Frazier guy who should have quit acting before he made Encino Man. Weren't you the mummy?
DP: Shhhhh...no one's supposed to know about that. I just did it for the money.
VSFâ„¢: Oh. Right. Same reason you're playing for this team, then.
DP: Hey, man, tractors don't pay for themselves.
VSFâ„¢: Hey, that's cool. I won't tell. Think I can come out and ride one of those tractors someday?
DP: No.

Mr Anderson
08-19-2009, 03:15 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

"You don't wanna know what I had to do with this hand to pass my physical."

jessejames09
08-19-2009, 03:25 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg
"Maybe I'll throw left-handed this year..."

VKG4LFE
08-19-2009, 03:27 PM
"Mr" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

"You don't wanna know what I had to do with this hand to pass my physical."


haha now that is good!

tastywaves
08-19-2009, 03:49 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

Man this practice shit is boring, I could go for a good cold one about now.

AngloVike
08-19-2009, 03:59 PM
"tastywaves" wrote:



http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg



It Chillys new method for play calling, instead of scissors, paper stones.. its now throw for an INT, look for a roughing the passer call or hand off to Peterson

i_bleed_purple
08-19-2009, 04:01 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

look! three vicoden later and the hand stops shaking.

jmcdon00
08-19-2009, 04:03 PM
"pattyosviKING" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg


This hand.
Ya see this hand.
Soon you will be eating out of it just like everyone else.

mwwhhhaaaa

jdb: you can't be serious?
BF: Damn right I'm serious and if I don't have an ice tea in my hand with in 5 seconds you'll be outta here quicker than I can change my mind.

BloodyHorns82
08-19-2009, 04:07 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

JDB:
"Jeezus...I can't belief I'm about to get cut for this gray haired geezer...unbelievable"

Vikefantam
08-19-2009, 04:22 PM
"erik5032" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

"Oh My God, Is this a wet dream?"


Oh, this is great.
Excellent thread!


Brett:
You know, I used to take handfuls, I mean handfuls of Vicodin.
Prolly about 30 would fit into my hand at one time.

gagarr
08-19-2009, 04:25 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

BF: My left arm is numb and my chest hurts

JDB: First full day of practice and you're having a heart attack?
Don't expect me to give CPR.

Big Matt
08-19-2009, 04:32 PM
JDB thinking "its ok, by about week 9 he'll be sucking wind and then next year I get #4 back"
BF thinking "it better still not say "BOOTY" on the back of this shirt"

Vikefantam
08-19-2009, 04:36 PM
"TeamSoftware" wrote:


"ThorSPL" wrote:


"i_bleed_purple" wrote:


"TeamSoftware" wrote:


"erik5032" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg


You see, if you skip training camp there is no need for sweat bands. See no sweat.



haha.. that actually made me LOL


Me too - I'm gonna get in trouble for not working enough if you keep those up.


Me too - the working thing for sure.



No kidding.
I work from home, though, and as long as I produce at least the minimum requirements, I'm okay.
It's only if I want to get paid more that I need to do more (which I usually do).

Vikefantam
08-19-2009, 04:42 PM
Favre:
And that, Mr. Booty, is why I was amongst the 60,000 people who cancelled their AARP membership.
Hey, you got any Tylenol Arthritis on you?


Favre:
And that's why you need to grab your bad elbow and hold it every time you throw an interception.

Booty:
Dude, did you really pick the partially disgested Vicodin pills out of your puke and retake them?
That's disgusting!

Favre:
Grecian Formula?
Yeah, they called last week for me to do a commercial.
So did the company that makes that osteoporosis medication.


Favre:
So I'm holding Deanna's boob, just like this.....

Favre:
So, I'm holding Madden's testicles, just like this....

Ewwww.

Favre:
So I asked him, John (Madden), why don't you have your eyebrows waxed if it takes too long to pluck them?

Favre:
I know.
It's called an interception.
I throw them all the time....

gagarr
08-19-2009, 04:52 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg


JDB:
Ya know your sortof cute up close

BF:
Dude, I give the best hand jobs.

erik5032
08-19-2009, 05:28 PM
"jessejames09" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg



Favre: So I tried explaining to Tarvaris that your supposed to plant your foot when you throw...

Booty: I rarely see you plant your fee.......

Favre: Get the Fuck out of here before i bitch slap you.

Purple Floyd
08-19-2009, 06:01 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg


Damn, I am almost 40 and I still have more hair that you.

Big C
08-19-2009, 06:41 PM
Favre: You see, Percy is more of a go-get it guy, he is not really a back shoulder or jump up and get it guy.

Rockmolder
08-19-2009, 06:46 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

'Ha. Will those Vikings be screwed when I 'accidentaly' throw that pick 6 to the Pack. This is one of the better plans that me and Ted Thompson have had. Damn I'm unselfish.'

petev_sj
08-19-2009, 07:11 PM
"erik5032" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg
Favre: .....And that's how you throw an interception at the most critical time.

JDB: Ah I see..You are a temple of enlightenment oh unshaved one!

slavinator
08-19-2009, 07:29 PM
Favre: Hey man, looks like we got the same barber.

JDB: Yeah that prick keeps telling me all the cool people do their hair like this.
Favre: We do.

Garland Greene
08-19-2009, 07:32 PM
So as I was explaining t TJack before he left, it is important to hold teh spatual like this when you flip those burgers, by following that technique he will be rpometed to head Burger guy in no time

Jimmymeboy
08-19-2009, 08:36 PM
"marstc09" wrote:


"jessejames09" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

I'm just gonna hold my hand out like this, and if there is not a ball in my hand in 10 seconds, so help me god, Tarvaris.


That one made me laugh.


:D :D
Oh yeah, me too.
I teared up on that one I was chuckling so hard.

jaymz7
08-19-2009, 09:34 PM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg


JDB:
Dude you have clumps of grey hairgowing out of your ear just like my grandpa how can you hear the plays


BF:
I just have Chilly whistle one to pass two to handoff.
I write it down on the inside of my hand

JDB: I cant stand here anymore that shit is freaking me out.
Just shave them already

cookie
08-19-2009, 10:45 PM
JDB:
How do you stay in such good shape, even when you didnt think you were playing?

BF:
Pilates and I cut Ho-Hos out of my diet, pudge ball.

JDB:
Pilates?
Is that where they keep giving you a new plate at OCB?

BF:
Dont you have some water to fetch?

Vikefantam
08-20-2009, 07:47 AM
"Rockmolder" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

'Ha. Will those Vikings be screwed when I 'accidentaly' throw that pick 6 to the Pack. This is one of the better plans that me and Ted Thompson have had. gol 'darnit I'm unselfish.'


..........But I sure love to help others break records.
:D

gagarr
08-20-2009, 08:02 AM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

BF:
I would love a stiff drink right now.
Go get me a JD (pun intended) on the rocks.

JDB: I thought you quit drinking?

BF:
What the little woman and Good "ee two shoes" dell don't know won't hurt them.
Now shake that Boo-tay. (pun intended)

TeamSoftware
08-20-2009, 10:32 AM
http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

BF:
I love to slap me some Booty... Hey wait that's you.

JDB: Are you serious?

Caine
08-20-2009, 10:52 AM
"Jimmymeboy" wrote:


"marstc09" wrote:


"jessejames09" wrote:


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk278/Ecrivant/6313_VikingsFavre_250--nfl_medium_5.jpg

I'm just gonna hold my hand out like this, and if there is not a ball in my hand in 10 seconds, so help me god, Tarvaris.


That one made me laugh.


:D :D
Oh yeah, me too.
I teared up on that one I was chuckling so hard.



I also think this one was the best of the lot.

Caine