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acsfreak84
09-23-2003, 02:15 PM
Q: What does the Roman empire and the Green Bay Packers have in common?

A: Neither can stop the Vikings.





KISSING PACKER BANDIT

A Packer fan, a Viking fan and Cindy Crawford are sitting together in a train traveling through Northern Wisconsin when the train enters a tunnel and the car goes completely dark. There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap. When the train comes out of the tunnel, Cindy Crawford and the Viking fan are sitting as if nothing had happened and the Packer fan is holding his slapped face. The Packer fan is thinking, "The Viking fan must have kissed Cindy Crawford and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead." Cindy Crawford is thinking, "The Packer fan must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Viking fan and got slapped for it." And The Viking fan is thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that f****** Packer fan again."

ItalianStallion
09-23-2003, 02:33 PM

PacNWVike
09-23-2003, 03:18 PM

vikes2456
09-23-2003, 05:10 PM