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shockzilla
11-05-2007, 02:49 PM
The Good Reverand Zeus and his sermon:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6153371209283834109

Zeus
11-05-2007, 02:59 PM
"shockzilla" wrote:


The Good Reverand Zeus and his sermon:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6153371209283834109


Amen.
Unfortunately, the grace of Purple Jesus does not extend into my workplace, so I will have to witness this again at home.

=Z=

BadlandsVikings
11-05-2007, 03:03 PM
AMEN!!

Marrdro
11-05-2007, 03:05 PM
That is some funny crap my friends.


Z, please, next time make it longer.
The guys at work are asking for more.
;D

Purple D
11-05-2007, 03:06 PM
AMEN!!

El Vikingo
11-05-2007, 03:07 PM
Sorry I don´t catch the 1st part ,anyonecoud give me
hand?
::)

Zeus
11-05-2007, 03:08 PM
"Marrdro" wrote:


That is some funny crap my friends.



Z, please, next time make it longer.
The guys at work are asking for more.

;D


I am only the vessel by which Purple Jesus chooses to make his message be heard.

=Z=

shockzilla
11-05-2007, 03:43 PM
I heard you LOUD and CLEAR, Zeus!

ultravikingfan
11-05-2007, 04:29 PM
Who was that jackass?

Oh snap, it's Zeus!

Vikes_King
11-05-2007, 04:35 PM
oh shit!! i walked right passed you guys, i definatly saw zeus and the rest of you when on was on my way to the dome :P

DaVizzles
11-05-2007, 04:36 PM
Zeus, you are one crazy SOB! ;D

You guys need to make more videos and post them...that would be cool.

marstc09
11-05-2007, 04:37 PM
You are a nut Zeus but damn you make me believe! AMEN

Next time I am bringing the video camera. Nobody filmed the one where he was on the ground?

NordicNed
11-05-2007, 04:38 PM
"Vikes_King" wrote:


oh shit!! i walked right passed you guys, i definatly saw zeus and the rest of you when on was on my way to the dome :P






Now how could anyone miss that gang of hoodlums and wenches....LMAO......






A true group of purple madness......... ;D

NordicNed
11-05-2007, 04:39 PM
"DaVizzles" wrote:


Zeus, you are one crazy SOB! ;D

You guys need to make more videos and post them...that would be cool.





Should I post my naked video?...
;D

tke0933
11-05-2007, 04:39 PM
It was one of those moments when you had to be there to get the spine chilling effects and feel the spirit of "Purple Jesus" enter your body and mind.

shockzilla
11-05-2007, 05:10 PM
AMEN to THAT, tke0933!!!

BadlandsVikings
11-05-2007, 05:10 PM
"NordicNed" wrote:


"DaVizzles" wrote:


Zeus, you are one crazy SOB! ;D

You guys need to make more videos and post them...that would be cool.





Should I post my naked video?...
;D


No!!

ultravikingfan
11-05-2007, 05:16 PM
In my Army days it would have been fun to hook-up with you Z.
We would've burned the place down!

tke0933
11-05-2007, 05:25 PM
He would remind you of the Italian guy in the movie "To Hell and Back" with Audie Murphy.

Zeus
11-05-2007, 05:33 PM
"ultravikingfan" wrote:


In my Army days it would have been fun to hook-up with you Z.
We would've burned the place down!


I tell you what - I'm a day time guy.
Morning person, through and through - even in my younger days.
I can rage at 9am with all of the best of them, but I could never hang with people much past midnight.
Last night, I was falling asleep on the bed with the little girl at 8:30 - hehehehehe!

=Z=

Mikecarter81
11-05-2007, 05:42 PM
Zues, Oh man its you!!!
I was wondering where this whole purple jesus came from!
It has had me laughing out loud over the last week.
One of the funniest things I've heard this football this season.

Mike

Zeus
11-05-2007, 05:55 PM
"shockzilla" wrote:


The Good Reverand Zeus and his sermon:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6153371209283834109


Now it's saying, "This Video is Not Currently Available.
Please Try Again Later."

WTF?

=Z=

ultravikingfan
11-05-2007, 06:01 PM
"Zeus" wrote:


"ultravikingfan" wrote:


In my Army days it would have been fun to hook-up with you Z.
We would've burned the place down!


I tell you what - I'm a day time guy.
Morning person, through and through - even in my younger days.
I can rage at 9am with all of the best of them, but I could never hang with people much past midnight.
Last night, I was falling asleep on the bed with the little girl at 8:30 - hehehehehe!

=Z=


I was always an anytime type.

Now I am a night person.
I worked 8 years straight 6 pm - 6 am and I still work some 12 hour night.

ultravikingfan
11-05-2007, 06:02 PM
"Zeus" wrote:


"shockzilla" wrote:


The Good Reverand Zeus and his sermon:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6153371209283834109


Now it's saying, "This Video is Not Currently Available.
Please Try Again Later."

WTF?

=Z=


Worked for me.

Shock has gotta youtube this so we can see how many hits we can get.

And we will really push this idea.
Zeus will be the "Reverened Purple".

Zeus
11-05-2007, 06:04 PM
"ultravikingfan" wrote:


"Zeus" wrote:


"shockzilla" wrote:


The Good Reverand Zeus and his sermon:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6153371209283834109


Now it's saying, "This Video is Not Currently Available.
Please Try Again Later."

WTF?


Worked for me.


Working for me again.

=Z=

BadlandsVikings
11-05-2007, 06:13 PM
"ultravikingfan" wrote:


"Zeus" wrote:


"shockzilla" wrote:


The Good Reverand Zeus and his sermon:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6153371209283834109


Now it's saying, "This Video is Not Currently Available.
Please Try Again Later."

WTF?

=Z=


Worked for me.

Shock has gotta youtube this so we can see how many hits we can get.

And we will really push this idea.
Zeus will be the "Reverened Purple".


Zeus also needs to get a customized jersey

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h63/westvirginiavikings/rev.jpg

Zeus
11-05-2007, 06:17 PM
"BadlandsViking" wrote:


"ultravikingfan" wrote:


"Zeus" wrote:


"shockzilla" wrote:


The Good Reverand Zeus and his sermon:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6153371209283834109


Now it's saying, "This Video is Not Currently Available.
Please Try Again Later."

WTF?

=Z=


Worked for me.

Shock has gotta youtube this so we can see how many hits we can get.

And we will really push this idea.
Zeus will be the "Reverened Purple".


Zeus also needs to get a customized jersey

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h63/westvirginiavikings/rev.jpg


You all can feel free to purchase one for me.
I'm a size L in the current jersey.

=Z=

shockzilla
11-05-2007, 10:52 PM
Reverand, when will the next sermon be?

Zeus
11-05-2007, 10:55 PM
"shockzilla" wrote:


Reverand, when will the next sermon be?


I will be holding a private retreat next Sunday.
The Church of the Purple Jesus will convene next on Sunday, November 18th, to face the return of the Prodigal Fumbler.

=Z=

marcosMN
11-05-2007, 10:57 PM
"Zeus" wrote:


"shockzilla" wrote:


Reverand, when will the next sermon be?


I will be holding a private retreat next Sunday.
The Church of the Purple Jesus will convene next on Sunday, November 18th, to face the return of the Prodigal Fumbler.

=Z=


Where do we sign up for the retreat, your holiness?

NordicNed
11-05-2007, 10:59 PM
Will you be holding Confession, the Saturday before?....... ;D

shockzilla
11-05-2007, 11:01 PM
I want to believe!!!!

VikingsMB
11-05-2007, 11:02 PM
"NordicNed" wrote:



Will you be holding Confession, the Saturday before?....... ;D


More important..the Monday after...

Zeus
11-05-2007, 11:02 PM
"NordicNed" wrote:




Will you be holding Confession, the Saturday before?....... ;D


Purple Jesus does not hold to the conventions of any organized religion.
He welcomes all who believe.

So, no, I don't want to hear about the bad shit you've done.

=Z=

shockzilla
11-05-2007, 11:12 PM
Like we have enough time to list everything...

marcosMN
11-05-2007, 11:18 PM
If I were to attempt to confess all my sins whoever was listening would probably go crazy and kill me.

So I will pass on that.

This "retreat" on Sunday is intriguing tho...
;D

vikinggreg
11-05-2007, 11:36 PM
Good Rev Zues can you heal TJack ;) and exorcise the sometime drop demons in Troy's hands and the Packer demons the have claimed Cajun ;D

PS can you arrange to have Brett Favre possessed by the interception demon by Sunday, the one that gets him in the play offs and visited most of last season

MaxVike
11-05-2007, 11:44 PM
I maintain...WWAPD?

Intresting coverage revealing how motivated AD was to perform against LT, a Texas idol for him.
I am as impressed with his graciousness and humble approach as I am to his accomplishments.

This is an incredible story so far...the commentators keep saying, "because the Vikings can't pass, Peterson is going o have a difficult time continuing his success because defenses will put 8 in the box."
Ah, hello, commentators, it is a constant vs the Vikes.


Emmitt Smith said, "if Adrian learns how to fall, he could break all records, and, if the Vikings can find an average QB, the sky is the limit."

singersp
11-06-2007, 07:18 AM
"Zeus" wrote:



And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of Minneapolis a Saviour, which is Purple Jesus. - First Book of AD 1 - 4:5



Since I haven't purchased the First Book of AD yet, do you mind repeating what 1 - 1:1 thru 1 - 4:4 is?

Zeus
11-06-2007, 08:50 AM
"SnoBumMN" wrote:


"Zeus" wrote:


"shockzilla" wrote:


Reverand, when will the next sermon be?


I will be holding a private retreat next Sunday.
The Church of the Purple Jesus will convene next on Sunday, November 18th, to face the return of the Prodigal Fumbler.


Where do we sign up for the retreat, your holiness?


The spirit drives you, the retreat will find you.

=Z=

Zeus
11-06-2007, 08:51 AM
"vikinggreg" wrote:


Good Rev Zues can you heal TJack ;) and exorcise the sometime drop demons in Troy's hands and the Packer demons the have claimed Cajun ;D

PS can you arrange to have Brett Favre possessed by the interception demon by Sunday, the one that gets him in the play offs and visited most of last season


I only spread the word of Purple Jesus - I do not channel his power, his rage or his justice.

=Z=

BadlandsVikings
11-06-2007, 09:07 AM
What do you tell people when they accuse this of beging a cult?

Zeus
11-06-2007, 10:17 AM
"BadlandsViking" wrote:


What do you tell people when they accuse this of beging a cult?


Purple Jesus asks nothing of his followers.
He leads only be example and wants not in return.

=Z=

BadlandsVikings
11-18-2007, 11:28 PM
vol 1 was good, but vol 2 is even better :D

2beersTommy
11-19-2007, 03:33 PM
WFT is he now Jimmy "Zeus" Swaggart?? LOL funny stuff, but you're still iggy'd douchbag LOL
:P almost considered takim him off it.....NAW

Amen!!