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BadlandsVikings
03-20-2007, 11:48 PM
Nobody ever sung THESE in gradeschool....

Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.


Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/7-9-2001-3915.asp

AngloVike
03-21-2007, 04:15 AM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses
And all the kings men,
Had scrambled egg for supper...

mr.woo
03-21-2007, 11:56 AM
"BadlandsViking" wrote:


Nobody ever sung THESE in gradeschool....

Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.


Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/7-9-2001-3915.asp




ive actually heard that ne before! lol

VKG4LFE
03-31-2007, 11:17 PM
That stuffs pretty good.