View Full Version : PPO Member Turns - Kevorkian?

11-06-2006, 08:45 AM
Grown up Humor - Content may not be suitable for children 17 and under.
Subject matter mature and immature. HOF Humor Only!!!

Well, this is the story.
I had to work for a few ours during the 49ers game.
So I decided to tape the game.
I rush home, stumble through some chores and supper.
Then, I make my way to the computer and fire up the hard drive to watch the game.

So, I watch us score 3 and think to myself, ok Chilly is going to take a few points here and there.
He obviously thinks we can score 3 points at a time all day long on these guys.
We ran over the top of them all the way down the field but we stalled again.

Then I watch the 49ers score 3 points.
I tell myself, "ok, they just got 3. This is where we start kicking ass, we will throw it into high gear right here and go down a and score 7 pts." When the 7 points didn't come as I HOPED, I got a treat a short time later by watching the 49ers score another 3 points.
Shortly after that, halftime hits.

I managed to find the remote and it's fast forward button that almost instantaneously got me to the second half.
I was telling myself, as halftime was zooming past me, that the second half would have to bring us a few more scores.
We would have to make some adjustments and try to do something different to mix it up a bit and score that elusive TD.
Needless to say, I (we) wasted another half WISHING things would change.

So this morning, I grabbed a cup of coffee, started my computer up and the first thing that I thought was "delete that F'n game from the hard drive.
But, then I thought I might be able to use this game as a tool or an instrument.
What could I learn from it?
Could I study it and dissect every play for let's say my own blog or a radio show?
Well, I don't have a radio show, and I don't really blog so I threw that idea out the window.
I was thinking maybe the Vikings would like a copy, because I am almost convinced that Red took all the VCR/DVR equipment with him on his way out of town and it has never been replaced, they certainly aren't using it as a learning tool or they would have had Troy riding the pine (polymer/synthetic) bench
.It was about this time that it hit me, that the only use for this recorded game would not be for the betterment of anyone person or organization, but would be better used for suicide, assisted or otherwise.
Lord knows the thought crossed my mind after that Stinking Dung Pyle of a performance our offense left on the field yesterday.

Anyone looking for an explanation, show up on KFAN about 1:15 and see how fast Chilly can get on and off that podium.

That is KFAN.com.

**This was not a paid advertisement None of these ideas are representative of PPO or KFAN, well maybe KFAN seems like they (any radio show for that matter) always want to slit their wrists.

11-06-2006, 09:20 AM
If you would like some assistance, please PM me before noon.
I will be deleting it at noon central time.

11-06-2006, 09:31 AM
I'm not sure about suicide...but that game was an abortion.

11-06-2006, 09:34 AM
"Ltrey33" wrote:

I'm not sure about suicide...but that game was an abortion.

I thought that your guys were AGAINST abortion?

11-09-2006, 07:49 PM
That game sucked and I haven't even seen it yet!

11-09-2006, 09:08 PM
It will go down in history as the Hillary Bowl..........

Ugly to watch & annoying to listen too.

11-09-2006, 09:44 PM
Did I hear my name?


Mr Anderson
11-09-2006, 11:24 PM
"singersp" wrote:

It will go down in history as the Hillary Bowl..........

Ugly to watch & annoying to listen too.

She called me on the phone before election night.

My brother got Bill, I was really disappointed I didn't get teh good one.