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EBBS
07-26-2004, 07:26 PM
A bellhop walks into a 5 star hotel penthouse suite with an order of prime baby back ribs and a couple of bottles of Dom Perignon. He steps over the Armani clothes on the floor and notices the keys to a sports car on the table. In the bedroom is Moss finishing off a massage session with a couple of swedish twins and a stack of empty champagne bottles around the room. The bellhop tuts and shakes his head and says

" Randy, where did it all go wrong " :tongue:

vegasvike
07-26-2004, 07:43 PM
"EBBS" wrote:

A bellhop walks into a 5 star hotel penthouse suite with an order of prime baby back ribs and a couple of bottles of Dom Perignon. He steps over the Armani clothes on the floor and notices the keys to a sports car on the table. In the bedroom is Moss finishing off a massage session with a couple of swedish twins and a stack of empty champagne bottles around the room. The bellhop tuts and shakes his head and says

" Randy, where did it all go wrong " :tongue:

huh? :read:

triedandtruevikesfan
07-26-2004, 08:12 PM
I don't get it.... am I just a little slow?

LosAngelis
07-26-2004, 08:20 PM
Not at all, TNT. EBBS is just way too fast for us.

vegasvike
07-26-2004, 08:38 PM
whew for a minute there I thought that I was head back to jr high

VKG4LFE
07-26-2004, 10:20 PM
I am completely confused!! I've said it before and I'll say it again, I've paid my dues in school for five years, but some people are still way ahead of me and I don't understand!! At least I'm not the only one!!

briboy75
07-26-2004, 10:26 PM
Dude, did you make this joke up?

Vikerliker76
07-26-2004, 10:32 PM
Wow, I just wasted about 1 minute of my life!!!! To think I coulda at least looked for new information on packers.com, it woulda been more interesting.

hawaiianvike21
07-26-2004, 10:53 PM
Thats the most dumbest joke i ever heard. It didnt even make sense either.

OOps i forgot to laugh. :lol:

PhillyVikes
07-27-2004, 12:25 AM
ROFL WTF was that!!!!

jackyl
07-27-2004, 12:34 AM
I want me click back.

VIKE58
07-27-2004, 01:02 AM
That was a joke :?:

Moss Deep
07-27-2004, 02:59 AM
I believe that was actually a true story about a great soccer player named George Best, who's his career ended early because of his love of women and booze.

When a reporter asked where it all went wrong, George had a bottle of champagne in one hand and a playboy model on his arm.

Doesn't look like it went wrong to me

AngloVike
07-27-2004, 04:43 AM
"Moss Deep" wrote:

I believe that was actually a true story about a great soccer player named George Best, who's his career ended early because of his love of women and booze.

When a reporter asked where it all went wrong, George had a bottle of champagne in one hand and a playboy model on his arm.

Doesn't look like it went wrong to me

Oh I don't know, try telling that the George's liver after it went west ..lol

purplehorn
07-27-2004, 10:09 AM
I guess the jokes on us? not sure.

EBBS
07-27-2004, 12:29 PM
The humour of the joke comes from " Sarcasm". This is saying something but meaning something else. Like a flyball to center field, " nice hit". You will note the sarcasm in the " Nice Hit " comment. The person actually meant " crap hit".

Taking this in mind, the bellhop said " where did all go wrong". He actually meant " you're a lucky bast**d ".

I hope this explanation of the joke makes it more clearer.

Yes, it is based on a story about a famous soccer player, George Best.

LosAngelis
07-27-2004, 01:03 PM
Thank you, EBBS. It's much funnier now that you explained that. Especially that bit about "sarcasm".

purplehorn
07-27-2004, 01:33 PM
I often wondered what sarcasm was.

VIKE58
07-27-2004, 03:21 PM
Hey EBBS don't quit your day job :!: Your comedy act still needs work :!:

jackyl
07-27-2004, 06:48 PM
"LosAngelis" wrote:

Thank you, EBBS. It's much funnier now that you explained that. Especially that bit about "sarcasm".

:lol: :lol: