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packmanxxxi
07-24-2004, 11:09 AM
Ok, I know this post will be locked or deleted about 2 seconds after I post it, but in the interest of humor, I am wondering what excuses will run rampant throughout this site and greater MN once the Vikings disappoint you all agian. Don't say it won't happen, one would think you have learned that lesson by now. Heck, you were 9-7 last year, not bad, especially considering you started 6-0. You were 6-10 the year before and 5-11 the year before that. And all those years you had Moss and Cully, and Bennett for a few of em.

So.... what excuses are you planning now so as to make your job easier in the fall... just curious.... (and for those of you about to bash me and say I don't belong here and blah blah blah... look up the definition of "sense of humor"... then get back to me)

RandyMoss8404
07-24-2004, 11:13 AM
I'm sorry, all I heard was Freddie Mitchell

purplehorn
07-24-2004, 11:22 AM
"packmanxxxi" wrote:

nnblah blah blah... look up the definition of "sense of humor"... then get back to me)

OH hahahaha that is soo funny :drunken: .
What will really be funny is when your watching the playoffs
from home. The same thing Favre and co will be doing.

purplepat
07-24-2004, 01:25 PM
"(Insert name on defense) didn't have any/enough experience. He'll be much better next season."

"If (insert name) hadn't gotten injured, the season's outcome would have been far different."

"G*dd*mned Tice/Linehan killed the Vikings with that conservative offensive game planning! When are they going to learn they need to go deep to Moss on every series?"

"Marcus Robinson is a total piece of crap! They need to get a legitimate #2 WR opposite Moss!"

"Aaron Elling is a total piece of crap! They better sign a free agent kicker this offseason!"

"Chris Hovan lost too much weight. He needs to bulk up in the offseason to beat those double teams!"

"Cheap b*st*ard Red! He better spend some money on some quality free agents this year!"

TEXPACK
07-24-2004, 02:30 PM
God is a Packer fan.

NeoVikesTX
07-24-2004, 02:54 PM
That is the lamest thing I have ever heard in my life. Here's a tip TexPack, use your brain before typing posts ok!

TEXPACK
07-24-2004, 03:01 PM
Here's a tip for you punk--when and if ever in my presence move to your far left it will keep you out of the dumpster.

NeoVikesTX
07-24-2004, 03:17 PM
Is the big bad bully gonna throw me in the dumpster? I didn't realize we were still in grade school here.

But, allow me to retort, if and when you met me, I guarantee you wouldn't say a damn word to me about the Vikings.

So, I live in Bedford, so if you wanna meet up, I will be happy to "bring you down to Earth", and then take your pic and put them on this site for everyone to enjoy.

So just say the word TexPack!

GreenBaySlackers
07-24-2004, 03:19 PM
well... since were in grade school...

:argue:

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT...

TEXPACK
07-24-2004, 03:34 PM
I'm in Plano. Tell me when and where. I'll know what you look like by the skirt.

LosAngelis
07-24-2004, 03:42 PM
Pat, you need to keep writing those additional responses. Those are just hysterical. I'm glad you don't write the SATs or anything because the kids would be laughing too hard to fill in their little bubbles!

And, I was glad to see a Viking excuse including Red. I thought that would have been #1, as it seemed to be last January!

ItalianStallion
07-24-2004, 03:54 PM
I think you forgot the flip side to the coaching complaint where we complain that we are too agressive and should have just run it all the time, kinda like people were saying after the Tillman strip on 1st and goal.

dan3ski
07-24-2004, 10:04 PM

vegasvike
07-25-2004, 09:56 PM
my excuse will be "shit if we played the packers 16 times this year they'd be 0-16 and we 16-0"

rjkvikings
07-25-2004, 10:22 PM
"vegasvike" wrote:

my excuse will be "shit if we played the packers 16 times this year they'd be 0-16 and we 16-0"

SO TRUE :!:

whackthepack
07-26-2004, 10:46 AM
"TEXPACK" wrote:

God is a Packer fan.

Texpack remember you get to cheer for the Vikes this post season and you get to cheer for them next year and for the rest of your life! :cheers:

You also get the pleasure of hating the packers :pukeright: for-ever!

Will God be a Viking fan when you make the switch? :tongue:

TEXPACK
07-26-2004, 10:51 AM
No, I may be forced to deviate but, God will always love the Packers. You really don't get it do ya, Son?

dart18
07-26-2004, 11:48 AM
how bout we have fun with it, i enjoy the poll, i think it is funny for the most part, we all have to be patient and see how the season goes but i do think we will beat the pack once this year and we, not the pack, will be in the playoffs. And YES YOUR RIGHT the schedule does not favor us for either packer game, just look at the majorly shortened time before the pack games for both games.

whackthepack
07-26-2004, 11:56 AM
"TEXPACK" wrote:

No, I may be forced to deviate but, God will always love the Packers. You really don't get it do ya, Son?

I am a lot older than you if you played college ball in the mid 1990's, so don't call me son.

And I get it! You need help like most Packer fans.

VKG4LFE
07-26-2004, 12:00 PM
Here's my excuse: "why was daunte born with such small hands!!"

ItalianStallion
07-26-2004, 12:20 PM
If by God you mean Farve, TexPack, then you may be right. You guys seem to worship him just as much.

packmanxxxi
07-26-2004, 07:13 PM
"dart18" wrote:

how bout we have fun with it, i enjoy the poll, i think it is funny for the most part, we all have to be patient and see how the season goes but i do think we will beat the pack once this year and we, not the pack, will be in the playoffs. And YES YOUR RIGHT the schedule does not favor us for either packer game, just look at the majorly shortened time before the pack games for both games.

THANK GOD, some people have a sense of humor!!!! Enjoy the season dart!

BTW- not all of us Packer fans are like Tex... just those who are old Vikings fans.

vegasvike
07-26-2004, 07:42 PM
come on packman it's all shit talkin now don't you have some ghost to gobble up

yeah I know that was something you haven't heard and it wasn't lame either(yeah right)

LosAngelis
07-26-2004, 08:22 PM
I didn't mind, but as soon as you start singing "Pacman Fever" by Buckner and Garcia, I'm outta here!

TEXPACK
07-26-2004, 08:42 PM
BTW- not all of us Packer fans are like Tex... just those who are old Vikings fans.[/quote]

I've never rooted for anyone but, the Packers. That was the lowest thing you could do is say I'm some closet Viking fan?

Dude, you are supposed to cheer me on here?

vegasvike
07-26-2004, 08:48 PM
Tex the lowest thing is if he would have said that you were a packer fan your whole life.....wait you just said that....I'm sorry dude.

just jokin wtih you

hawaiianvike21
07-26-2004, 11:02 PM
If god was a packer fan, that 4 and 26 would have never happened and the lame duck pass farve through as well woulnt have happened.

I think as of recently god is more of a patriots fan then anything else. :|

VKG4LFE
07-27-2004, 12:15 AM
God is a damn bandwagon jumper!! He only roots for the winners!!

josdin00
07-27-2004, 11:02 AM
"VKG4LFE" wrote:

God is a damn bandwagon jumper!! He only roots for the winners!!

Okay, now I really want to see a Budweiser "Leon" commercial, with Leon in a post-game interview saying "It was God that made me drop the ball".

And yes, there are days that I suspect that I'll be smited for my sense of humor.

TEXPACK
07-27-2004, 11:07 AM
Good point VKG4LFE!!! lol

vegasvike
07-28-2004, 05:31 PM
hey jos I like that helmet that would be killah to see the Vikes use that in one game

VKG4LFE
07-28-2004, 05:44 PM
"VKG4LFE" wrote:

God is a damn bandwagon jumper!! He only roots for the winners!!


I forgot I wrote something that intelligent, or funny or whatever it is!!

BigEasyViking
07-28-2004, 08:11 PM
"vegasvike" wrote:

my excuse will be "shit if we played the packers 16 times this year they'd be 0-16 and we 16-0"

DIDDO!!!!!!!

TEXPACK
07-28-2004, 08:12 PM
it's DITTO FYI

so-cal vike
07-30-2004, 01:15 AM
"TEXPACK" wrote:

God is a Packer fan.

Nice Fox Sports T.V. commercial rip-off TEXPACK. There is a world outside of that little box in your room. Turn off the T.V. and check it out.

TEXPACK
07-30-2004, 02:11 AM
What are you talking about??

casper
07-30-2004, 07:34 AM
you have it all wrong..about VKG4LFE wrote:
God is a damn bandwagon jumper!! He only roots for the winners!!

here is the real story...

.. when a retired old Army Master Sargent died and went to heaven, St Peter was walking him around the golden prade deck, The Old Sargent was telling St Peter how much he hated U.S. Marines and asked if their were any in heaven, St Peter said no when they die they go to hell and regroup.

The Old Sarent was happy and marched off on his way...then one day the old Sargent seen off in the distance a man standing on a cloud... Shining in his new Marine Corps Dress Blue uniform with no strips...

Of course the old Sargent was pissed and immediately marched off to report it to, St Peter who upon hearing begin to quitely whispered in the Old Sargents ear... don't worry thats GOD he just thinks he is a MARINE....

TEXPACK
07-30-2004, 03:19 PM
Go Packers

vikesgirl
07-30-2004, 03:40 PM
vegasvike wrote:

my excuse will be "shit if we played the packers 16 times this year they'd be 0-16 and we 16-0"


LMAO!
My brother gets so pissed everytime the VIKES whip the Pack. We all have one loser in the family and I guess that would be him.

Can't wait till the day Favre retires. I am having a party. Then we can just beat the #'s off of Couch! What were they thinking?? In the meantime, anytime that Favre is on the ground or in pain. Is a great day for me.

VKG4LFE
07-30-2004, 03:58 PM
Good to have you here vikesgirl!!

vikesgirl
07-30-2004, 04:35 PM
Thanks. It was so great to find this site. I am looking foward to being here this season and talking about the VIKES with all of you.

Plus I always enjoy a good Packer bashing!! Can't get enough of those.

vegasvike
07-30-2004, 05:24 PM
"TEXPACK" wrote:

Go Packers

where? to bottom of the nfc north? :rr:

LosAngelis
07-30-2004, 06:16 PM
"vikesgirl" wrote:



Can't wait till the day Favre retires. I am having a party. Then we can just beat the #'s off of Couch! What were they thinking?? In the meantime, anytime that Favre is on the ground or in pain. Is a great day for me.

Whoa, girl! I'm glad I don't play against you in my volleyball league or something!

purplehorn
08-02-2004, 05:47 PM
I think most of the women posters here have violent streaks,
which hey I have no problem with that o.k. girls?
o.k.?

vikesgirl
08-06-2004, 03:56 PM
It comes from years of harrassment and fist fights with my Brother the cheesehead. I think your right I think women that watch football and actually really do watch it and know everything about it do have violent streaks. Hehe! I know I do.

vegasvike
08-08-2004, 07:00 PM
I'd hate to meet here ANYWHERE if I had any SHADE of green on(like I would wear the color of vomit)

BigEasyViking
08-09-2004, 04:57 AM
This thread is stupid! Why would you need an excuse after you win the super bowl? Just doesn't make sense.

TEXPACK
08-11-2004, 05:01 PM
Go Packers!

triedandtruevikesfan
08-11-2004, 05:03 PM
Well Tex... I do believe that you just posted the most random post on a thread that I have ever seen!

TEXPACK
08-11-2004, 05:05 PM
So what are you doing tonight. Washing you hair?

triedandtruevikesfan
08-11-2004, 05:07 PM
hmmm... wednesday night... no... I'm gonna go have a few drinks after work because I have the next couple of days off!

TEXPACK
08-11-2004, 05:11 PM
Nice. Don't the Vikes play tomorrow?

triedandtruevikesfan
08-11-2004, 05:12 PM
Saturday at 7:00 PM in the dome...

TEXPACK
08-11-2004, 05:33 PM
thanks

LosAngelis
08-11-2004, 08:38 PM
Hmmmmm......

triedandtruevikesfan
08-11-2004, 08:46 PM
lol... what you you hmmmm'ing about los? I don't have my claws out for once with him and you're getting ideas in your head, shame on you!

rjkvikings
08-11-2004, 08:59 PM
I think he's wondering if Tex is a closet Vikes fan. just me guessing though.

LosAngelis
08-11-2004, 08:59 PM
I said nothing like that! I wasn't even thinking that! What were YOU thinking???

triedandtruevikesfan
08-11-2004, 09:02 PM
lol... just making sure that you don't think that I'm getting along with him or something! so what were you hmmmm'ing about?

LosAngelis
08-11-2004, 09:53 PM
Hmmmm...who me? Oh, nothing....I know you two would never get along. It just astounded me to see you two in civil conversation. I checked the news to see if Hell had indeed frozen over.

triedandtruevikesfan
08-11-2004, 11:22 PM
LOL... It may have!!!! I'm sure it won't happen often though so savor it while it lasts :)

fan4favre
08-13-2004, 12:03 AM
This topic clearly shows that we are on the eve of another season. *sigh* Good to see both sides know their places and the engines are revving! :wink:

casper
08-13-2004, 03:05 AM
YEAP Minnesota Number 1 NFL Champs 2004 :D GB bottom of the Central Divison :roll: we all know the places :wink:

I was waiting to see where "HUMMMMM" was going to go 8) :arrow: I wonder does that make me a voyeurist :?: