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DemonicViking
12-24-2005, 06:09 AM
From the big screen to cable TV, and we begin with the pilot episode.. I'll lead this off.. then you add something.. the episode starts off where Ultra is throwing a party at his house Christmas day with many of the purplerpride residents in attendance and.....

cc21
12-24-2005, 06:31 AM
Vikez and I are trying to get people for a backyard football game......

PurplePeopleEaters
12-24-2005, 06:32 AM
...The party is called off after Vikez flips one too many bleezy's. :lol:

DemonicViking
12-24-2005, 06:35 AM
zim gets smashed, prentends to be a FG kicker and kicks the ball into the xmas tree, knocking it down.. enraging ultra's wife.

DemonicViking
12-24-2005, 07:13 AM
It's discovered there's one more beer in the fridge.. and a fight breaks out.

LuckyVike
12-24-2005, 12:01 PM
Lucky rips his clothes off and yells that he's going streaking!

GreenBaySlackers
12-24-2005, 12:59 PM
EnlVike shows up with his co-workers and breaks up the party, so the PP.o'ers go to...

singersp
12-24-2005, 02:07 PM
...Commercial break.

TheAnimal93
12-24-2005, 03:45 PM
Animal shows up finally with more beer and Jack Daniels. And more ice.
A neighborhood fight breaks out with some unruly Pack fans that came to crash the party.........

ultravikingfan
12-24-2005, 04:09 PM
Del Rio pulls up in his rusty '78 Chevy and opens the door only to hit Webby's Tahoe and leave a microscopic scratch on it. Webby runs out full of fire to confront Del Rio.......

8 minutes later

...the ambulance finally arrives.

BBQ Platypus
12-24-2005, 04:34 PM
Despite the already-blatant use of product placement for Chevrolet, we go to yet another commercial break. ("Wut's fer tea, daughter?")

DemonicViking
12-24-2005, 05:54 PM
And we return to find out about suspicious activity going on down in the basement.. it's Platypus and he's up to something.. but what?

shockzilla
12-24-2005, 06:03 PM
BBQ and StrongBad are arguing over who gets to smooch WBLVikeBabe under the mistletoe first...

Meanwhile, Shockzilla and Ultra are arguing over the correct answer to Shockzilla's latest Trivia Question...

Lotza
12-24-2005, 06:10 PM
Lotza burts through the door and yells...



WHO WANTS SOME LATKES!!?!?!?

ultravikingfan
12-24-2005, 06:38 PM
Animal replies, "LATKES? How about you take your LATKES and stick 'em where the sun don't shine"!

Too which Lotza reaches in his pocket and......

DemonicViking
12-24-2005, 06:52 PM
It is discovered BBQ has been cloning humans, thanks to these experiments a race of those burger king kings break loose and start lambasting everything in sight................

magicci
12-25-2005, 05:43 AM
then magic comes and is completley confused cuz hes late to the party

ultravikingfan
12-25-2005, 06:41 AM
and he brought bono with him to which VKG exclaims...

DemonicViking
12-25-2005, 06:46 AM
Then the Vikings game begins, the Vikings win the toss and elect to receive, and to the Ravens dismay.. Koren Robinson returns the kick off for A TOUCHDOWNN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ultravikingfan
12-25-2005, 01:34 PM
"DemonicViking" wrote:

Then the Vikings game begins, the Vikings win the toss and elect to receive, and to the Ravens dismay.. Koren Robinson returns the kick off for A TOUCHDOWNN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(for the guy who started this thread, not doing a good job of adding to the plots others are posting) :razz:

DemonicViking
12-25-2005, 08:17 PM
Lol. But the episode does involve us watching the game, that's part of the reason you invitied us all to begin with... ok... now it's halftime.. and... Shockzilla throws out another trivia question.. everyone is stumped, or perhaps too drunk to know.. and...

singersp
12-25-2005, 08:43 PM
when they ask Shock what the answer is he replies "I don't know. It was such a great trivia question, I'm even stumped".

Just then one of BBQ's cloned humans.....

GreenBaySlackers
12-25-2005, 09:10 PM
put on packer green and gold and mounted Ultra's dog. ultra saw this and ran to get ned...

Potus2028
12-25-2005, 09:32 PM
The ghost of Vikings past comes..! Yes! it is fran, and bud grant, chris carter and the whole gang..

singersp
12-25-2005, 09:50 PM
Behind them comes Page, Eller, Marshall & Larsen.

Page & Eller.....

DemonicViking
12-25-2005, 09:59 PM
After much nagging from the wife, the man himself, Caine arrives.. he goes to hang his coat up in Ultra's closet only to find something rather peculiar in it...

GreenBaySlackers
12-25-2005, 10:01 PM
(lol... this show is more random than sienfeld...)

NordicNed
12-25-2005, 10:38 PM
In the closet is none other than Viking Ned, still trying to get over his hangover from the night before..

PurplePeopleEaters
12-25-2005, 10:44 PM
Reluctantly, Ned comes out of the closet. :razz:

NordicNed
12-25-2005, 11:06 PM
Then ask the crowd, Who the Hell took my boots?

FuadFan
12-26-2005, 12:58 AM
and finds them on Fuadfan's feet Ned moves in after him but then...

DemonicViking
12-27-2005, 05:13 AM
Ned trips over Animal, who is passed out and has no idea where he is...

ultravikingfan
12-27-2005, 05:28 AM
but remembers something about and dead squirrel and....

Potus2028
12-27-2005, 05:35 AM
fries up and eats with other packers fan... that's right.. the plot thickens.. is ned a closet packers fan.. wasx that the closet he came out of!?

DemonicViking
12-27-2005, 05:40 AM
The next scene has Vikez4lyfe answering the door.. it's one of the neighbors complaining about all the noise.. and...

ultravikingfan
12-27-2005, 05:41 AM
Vikez pulls out a huge Marley and fires it up right in their face and says...

DemonicViking
12-27-2005, 05:42 AM
Fuck off! and slams the door in their faces.....

DemonicViking
12-27-2005, 05:47 AM
So then, ultra's neighbor calls the pigs.. then finally one arrives.. it's a female.. but she isn't there to apprehend anyone.. she's the stripper that Cajun hired.. and.....

magicci
12-27-2005, 09:04 AM
everyone sits down with eyes wide open...

DemonicViking
12-28-2005, 07:31 PM
After it's discovered that the she is really a he...

magicci
12-29-2005, 03:59 AM
then magic with jaw dropped says "OMG", grabs a trashcan and pukes.

V4L
12-29-2005, 04:00 AM
Then in comes Vikez with a brew in both handed double fisted!!

DemonicViking
12-29-2005, 04:02 AM
Then pops in an insane clown posse cd to the dismay of ultra..

ultravikingfan
12-29-2005, 04:55 AM
Who grabs to CD player, yanks it from the wall, and throws it right through Shock's front windshield on his Geo Metro.

V4L
12-29-2005, 05:00 AM
Who grabs a new cd.. And an INVINSIBLE cd player and pops in ICP again!

Lotza
12-29-2005, 05:23 AM
then urkle jumps in and out of the screen.

DemonicViking
12-29-2005, 06:01 AM
And says.."did I do that"

Ughhh.

NordicNed
12-29-2005, 06:15 AM
Next scene,

Now outside, VikingNed stands on the curb side, bare feet bleeding from walking thru the glass from Shock's windshied...

Muttering something about Fuadfan having his boots.........

magicci
12-29-2005, 07:54 AM
after magic is done puking fuadfan tells magic he had hidden neds boots in that trashcan so he wouldnt find em.

cajunvike
12-29-2005, 08:07 AM
Now I'm really glad that I went to the game!!!

magicci
12-29-2005, 08:15 AM
all the excitement put to the side, the t.v. show fast forward to the end of the game, and cajun shows up to the party down juss like everyone else

DemonicViking
12-29-2005, 08:44 AM
And starts singing the lyrics to a Boy George song..

ultravikingfan
12-29-2005, 10:04 PM
Demonic tells Cajun that Boy George sucks, and reveals his New Kids on the Block underwear to all.

GreenBaySlackers
12-29-2005, 10:08 PM
GBS reveals that he didn't know the New Kids on the block had any african american members, then he realizes that is actually a skid mark...

DemonicViking
12-29-2005, 10:12 PM
Ha!

DemonicViking
12-29-2005, 11:15 PM
Episode 2: PP.O unplugged.

For a short time, there was some down time in the land of purple.. was it simply an accident..? or.. a case of tampering by a post whore or a wannabe post whore..?

WBLVikeBabe
12-29-2005, 11:19 PM
But then WBL signed on and it came back!

NeumDog
12-29-2005, 11:19 PM
Or worse. Could it have been a cheesehead trying to mess with the works...?

DemonicViking
12-29-2005, 11:23 PM
Yes, yes, come to think of it.. bartime was on.. I don't think he took to kindly to my comment.

DCPologirl
12-29-2005, 11:26 PM
quote="GreenBaySlackers"]GBS reveals that he didn't know the New Kids on the block had any african american members, then he realizes that is actually a skid mark...[/quote]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

cajunvike
12-29-2005, 11:31 PM
"DemonicViking" wrote:

And starts singing the lyrics to a Boy George song..
(sung to the tune of Karma Chameleon)

I’m a man with an erection
I’m a man who wants a ho
I wanna make a Love Connection
Then come and go
Then come and go

Ima ima ima ima ima Comedian
I'm on a roll
I'm on a roll
Loving is so easy 'cause the women are on the 'Net
Red, blonde, brunette
Red, blonde, brunette

:lol: :lol: :lol:

DemonicViking
12-29-2005, 11:33 PM
I notice everytime Pologirl is on, you appear, why is that...?

:cool:

DemonicViking
12-30-2005, 08:15 PM
Bump.

VKG4LFE
01-02-2006, 05:52 AM
All I know is that I better be invited to ultra's party!!