View Full Version : Best Fantasy Team Names

08-09-2005, 07:22 PM
I was just curious as to the best names you all have seen, or come up with yourselves, for a fantasy football team. My two teams have pretty ordinary names, the Wolves, and the Flying Hellfish, though I did come up with a good one for a friend of mine: the Guppies of Doom (abreviated GOD). The other good one I've seen was the BankOne & 15 Bears.

Oh, to prove that I'm even more of a photoshop geek than you already knew, I have helmets for my teams.

08-09-2005, 07:30 PM
So if I name my team the Shooting Starfish, will you make a helmet for me? I can come up with a better/more ridiculous name if neccessary.

08-09-2005, 07:34 PM
My favorite team name is the Vikings :lol:

08-09-2005, 08:01 PM
I usually go with," DAMAGE INC." (an old Metellica song) another humorous name in my league, "The Drunken Monkees"

08-09-2005, 08:06 PM
I have used Bigfoot Lumberjacks in past years (in reference to my nickname, Bigfoot, and Monty Python (they had the "Lumberjack Song"), who I am a fan of...).

08-09-2005, 08:18 PM
The name of the league I joined on NFL.com last year was, "Favre Swallows"...

08-09-2005, 08:31 PM
I use to go with Pep2Moss=6, but that doesn't work anymore. In leagues where profanity is not frowned apon I usually go with F*CK the TUNDRA

08-09-2005, 08:38 PM
My fantasy baseball team is named "Flingin' Poo At You". My nickname out at school is Monkey, I guess I'm supposed to look like a monkey... oh well..

08-09-2005, 10:03 PM
I went with the "Widowmakers"! When my team is left, there will only be widows!

It was my Army units name! 3/502 Infantry!

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08-09-2005, 10:17 PM
Um, I wanted to come up with an original name, but I was very hungry and tired, so the best I could come up with was the Crazy Go Nuts University...Dumples. But I wanted the name to take up a ridiculously high amount of space on people's computer screens, so I gave it a subtitle. Thus, the full name of my team is:

CGNU Dumples (Or: Approximately 32 Reasons Why I Miss My Tonsils)

I'll ask Webby if he can change the rules so that I can use the CGNU fight song as my team sound.

08-13-2005, 08:22 PM
I had the "Vicodins" one year. In honor of my hero.

Perhaps someone should have the WHizzinators this year?

08-18-2005, 06:42 AM
The best one I've heard is "Off in the Manager's Office"

everytime he lost he taunted the guy who he lost to with...

"You beat Off in the Manger's Office!!!!!"

08-20-2005, 07:38 AM
For one year, I called my team the "Lavender Homo Sapien Carnivores". For those of you without PhDs, that translates to "Purple People Eaters".

Another team called themselves the "Richard Craniums" = "Dick Heads".

Oh...we're a clever bunch!