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LosAngelis
03-12-2005, 04:44 PM
I have just received word from my partner, Tetris, who for some reason uses the same user name as me, probably because we work in the same office in Winnepeg, but the office only has one computer, that our other partner, Pool Table, has received word from <insert local news station call letters here> that a big trade is in the works.

This is still being talked about in hushed terms, but has already been passed around to Gary Bettman, commissioner of the NHL, for approval (since the NFL offices are still so busy with the approval of the last trade, Bettman said he wasn't doing anything right now).

In the trade:

The Lions will trade away Charles Rogers, Joey Harrington, their third round pick, and the rights to Barry Sanders.

The Dolphins will trade away their entire defensive squad, Ricky Williams, and a 20 pound sack of cannibus.

The 49ers will trade the #1 overall pick and the 1989 Super Bowl trophy.

The Chargers will trade Drew Brees, LaDanlain Tomlinson, and Dan Fouts' beard.

The Vikings will trade away Keneche Udeze, the big hairy Viking guy who rides the Harley, Kelly Campbell, and a 10 pound sack of cannibus.

Overall, the Vikings will receive:

the #1 overall pick
Joey Harrington
the Super Bowl trophy,
30 pounds of cannibus

Just because it doesn't happen in the next 15 minutes, doesn't mean I'm wrong.

You're being mean to me. I'm leaving.






Wait, that was just Air Hockey. He left now. I'm Whack-A-Mole and I have some new information I'll break for you in the next thread.

OaklandVike
03-12-2005, 04:46 PM
well done!

English Vike
03-12-2005, 04:46 PM
well, i say we take it

WI-ULT-MOSS-FAN
03-12-2005, 04:46 PM
now that is hilarious!!!! way to go, I like it :)

viks_fan21
03-12-2005, 04:48 PM
NNNNNNIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

renovikesfan
03-12-2005, 04:49 PM
LMAO!!!!! Love it, Los!!!

shockzilla
03-12-2005, 04:50 PM
LOS, I know I can always count on you for a good laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ultravikingfan
03-12-2005, 04:55 PM
Post of the Year!!! :salute:

coreyd
03-12-2005, 04:55 PM
What!? WERE GETTING THE #1 PICK AND 30 LBS. OF POT!!!

WE GOTTA DO IT!!

But who gets Ricky? Well, Im sure he will end up with us cause were getting the weed! So, looks like we figured out our RB problem!

ItalianStallion
03-12-2005, 05:11 PM
Well at least we'll get a trphy, if for no other reason that to shut some Packer fans up.

XTAP59
03-12-2005, 08:49 PM
I don't like that deal one bit. I want a second rounder thrown in as well.........
*grin*

Foreman44
03-12-2005, 09:15 PM
Nice one Los! ... best laugh I've had in weeks :lol:

I'll stay tuned for your (and Pinball's) updates.

By the way, I now have it on good authority that the Steelers are actively pursuing a trade/swap of Franco Harris's beard straight up for the Fouts beard :rr:

ChiTownVike
03-12-2005, 09:27 PM
thanks for makin me laugh i think we all needed it.

DemonicViking
03-12-2005, 09:36 PM
Instead of Harrington, can I have.. Ben Roethlis.. honey what's the name of that QB Pittsburgh selected again?.. Roethlis-something.. nice pick Cower

PurplePackerEater
03-12-2005, 10:22 PM
You throw in Kelly Cambell's stolen hand gun and we have a deal!!!

PurplePackerEater
03-12-2005, 10:23 PM
....And some Super Bowl Tickets!!!!






O.K. ...someone lock this thread.....

ultravikingfan
03-12-2005, 10:30 PM
"PurplePackerEater" wrote:

....And some Super Bowl Tickets!!!!






O.K. ...someone lock this thread.....

Why? It's fricken hilarious!

PurplePackerEater
03-12-2005, 10:49 PM
"ultravikingfan" wrote:

"PurplePackerEater" wrote:

....And some Super Bowl Tickets!!!!






O.K. ...someone lock this thread.....

Why? It's fricken hilarious!We're gettin outa hand. j/k lol

ultravikingfan
03-12-2005, 10:50 PM
"PurplePackerEater" wrote:

"ultravikingfan" wrote:

"PurplePackerEater" wrote:

....And some Super Bowl Tickets!!!!






O.K. ...someone lock this thread.....

Why? It's fricken hilarious!We're gettin outa hand. j/k lol

It helps to stir the imagination!

Steamed Turtle
03-13-2005, 12:07 AM
"ItalianStallion" wrote:

Well at least we'll get a trphy, if for no other reason that to shut some Packer fans up.

Still 3-1 :p

snowinapril
03-13-2005, 12:15 AM
What????

I wanted Plaxico Burress though.

eelpout72
03-13-2005, 01:56 PM
lol, Los. now all you have to do is start 12 more threads like this and you'll be no different than KFANreporter

worshipabba2003
03-14-2005, 04:41 PM
how do i put i a pic?
sorry im new

VKG4LFE
03-14-2005, 04:45 PM
I think the signing of Darren Sharper was better....NOT!!!

worshipabba2003
03-14-2005, 05:19 PM
found out who kfan really was
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/03.10.04/gifs/hung-0411.jpg

cajunvike
03-14-2005, 06:02 PM
"LosAngelis" wrote:

I have just received word from my partner, Tetris, who for some reason uses the same user name as me, probably because we work in the same office in Winnepeg, but the office only has one computer, that our other partner, Pool Table, has received word from <insert local news station call letters here> that a big trade is in the works.

This is still being talked about in hushed terms, but has already been passed around to Gary Bettman, commissioner of the NHL, for approval (since the NFL offices are still so busy with the approval of the last trade, Bettman said he wasn't doing anything right now).

In the trade:

The Lions will trade away Charles Rogers, Joey Harrington, their third round pick, and the rights to Barry Sanders.

The Dolphins will trade away their entire defensive squad, Ricky Williams, and a 20 pound sack of cannibus.

The 49ers will trade the #1 overall pick and the 1989 Super Bowl trophy.

The Chargers will trade Drew Brees, LaDanlain Tomlinson, and Dan Fouts' beard.

The Vikings will trade away Keneche Udeze, the big hairy Viking guy who rides the Harley, Kelly Campbell, and a 10 pound sack of cannibus.

Overall, the Vikings will receive:

the #1 overall pick
Joey Harrington
the Super Bowl trophy,
30 pounds of cannibus

Just because it doesn't happen in the next 15 minutes, doesn't mean I'm wrong.

You're being mean to me. I'm leaving.






Wait, that was just Air Hockey. He left now. I'm Whack-A-Mole and I have some new information I'll break for you in the next thread.

I KNEW you were WHACK!

KennyJman
03-14-2005, 06:34 PM
Tice will probably hold out for more cannibus!!

LOL Great work!! You should be on someone's payroll.

Heck, we still got cap room. How good can you kick?
:thumbleft:

LosAngelis
03-14-2005, 06:40 PM
I punt, but you would need to trade up to draft me.