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Infidel
09-29-2010, 04:30 PM
To the tune of John Denver's Thank God I'm a Country Boy.

Well, our hopes were high for some winnin' this year
We got a lot of talent and that's real clear
But it all fell apart we just couldn't get in gear
Thank God that we got us a bye.

It wasn't one thing it was a whole damn bunch
Percy's got a headache and the BB's out to lunch
Brett's grin is gone he ain't havin' any fun.
Thank God that we got us a bye.

Oh, our pass protection has been way offa track
Old Farvy's mostly layin' smashed flat on his back
Our blockers are comatose we got no attack.
Thank God that we got us a bye.

We got a fine defense they only give a little
They devour runnin' backs like little candy skittles
But the offense is playin' like a old broken fiddle
Thank God that we got us a bye.

We got a great quarterback for 28 Mil
But he's a little old for runnin' uphill
When I last saw him he was signin' his will
Thank God that we got us a bye.

We don't know how this is gonna turn out
Are we a little worried? Well I hope to shout
Can All Day Pete rise up to bail us out?
I don' know....
But Thank God that we got us a bye!

Thank you very much!!!

:D :D :D

Now get one of them Viking gurls to sing it and we got us a hit!

Brick
09-29-2010, 04:33 PM
You have a LOT of free time on your hands.

Infidel
09-29-2010, 04:36 PM
I'm just a dayum genius!

I thunk that up while I was cleanin' the Winchester up and it only tooken about ten minutes!!!

I'm calling Willie Nelson!

Infidel
09-29-2010, 04:50 PM
No......maybe Willy's a Cowboys fan.

I'll call the Artiste Formerly Knowed as Prince!!

El Vikingo
10-01-2010, 02:58 PM
D+.Not bad for you

Infidel
10-01-2010, 03:22 PM
El Vikingo wrote:

D+.Not bad for you

Oh good!

A challenge.

You will be writing a superior song......when?

:D

El Vikingo
10-01-2010, 03:26 PM
Infidel wrote:

El Vikingo wrote:

D+.Not bad for you

Oh good!

A challenge.

You will be writing a superior song......when?

:D

As you might see english is not my native language ,I am not a quitter and I ll take the challenge I ll make the song and post it this weekend.PPo ers will judge the best one.

Infidel
10-01-2010, 03:32 PM
Don't you worry.....if your song is better I'll be the first to congratulate you.

What is your first language?

El Vikingo
10-01-2010, 03:37 PM
Espaņol

Infidel
10-01-2010, 03:49 PM
Viva El Vikingo!!

12purplepride28
10-01-2010, 10:40 PM
Infidel wrote:

El Vikingo wrote:

D+.Not bad for you

Oh good!

A challenge.

You will be writing a superior song......when?

:D

I hate when I see this logic. People say stuff to the effect of "Don't criticize me unless you can do better" Thats horse shit. By that logic, you can't criticize our o-line, our WRs, our coach, or our QB unless you can do better.

Infidel
10-02-2010, 09:11 AM
No, you can criticize the players because you're a fan.

If you were a fellow offensive lineman you might be subject to the challenge of "Can you do better?" But that's the only way.

I was just kidding around with El Vik......I don't really expect him to come up with a song, but the challenge was fair until I learned that English is his second language.

He could, I suppose, write a song for me in Spanish, but I wouldn't understand it.

:D

The criticism is not a big deal, I know the song is good, it has a little humor and it's just for fun.

Feel free to criticize if you have a need.

:)

Infidel
10-02-2010, 09:20 AM
In fact, what might be fun is for people to add more verses.

There's plenty more material.....I didn't even mention Childress or rice or the guy who's selling a cookbook.

Here's the John Denver version so you can get the idea of what you need in the way of the cadence and rhythm of the verses....it's kind of tricky to sing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzldLJcorbo

Good luck.

El Vikingo
10-02-2010, 09:41 AM
Infidel wrote:

No, you can criticize the players because you're a fan.

If you were a fellow offensive lineman you might be subject to the challenge of "Can you do better?" But that's the only way.

I was just kidding around with El Vik......I don't really expect him to come up with a song, but the challenge was fair until I learned that English is his second language.

He could, I suppose, write a song for me in Spanish, but I wouldn't understand it.

:D

The criticism is not a big deal, I know the song is good, it has a little humor and it's just for fun.

Feel free to criticize if you have a need.

:)

Letīs make this clear,first of all you calling me El Vik,are you telling me I like playing with dogs?

You donīt expect a song from me.wrong again,I am working on it and will be ready today.

You didnīt realize english is my second language,I ll take that as a compliment.

My song is based on "yellow submarine" by The Beatles.

We need some kind of bet to make this better.

I say If I win you gotta carry with a new avatar for a week "I ll behave well and wonīt troll anymore"

Infidel
10-02-2010, 09:53 AM
No, I just shortened your name and didn't realize it might change in meaning.

Sorry.

Your offer of a bet is appreciated, but declined.

The moderators are the judges of behavior and we are the judges of our own songs. Judge not lest you yourself be judged.

:)

Good choice in "Yellow Submarine." Sounds like fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCsYDZ2M04M

El Vikingo
10-02-2010, 10:14 AM
There I go ,song is ready ,remember song of Yellow Submarine for the chords .post above by Infidel.

I like calling it "Land of Minny"

In the laaaaand of Minnyyyyyy
There was a 5 feet baaaaald one called CHILLYYYY
He sent a plaaaaaane to save his aaaaaassssss
And Brett Loreeeeenzooo said Oraaaaaaaay!

After threeee weeeeks into the leagueeeee
We only haaaaaaave beaten the kiitiiiiiies
Now Brett Loreeeenzooo is pisseeed ooooooff
(Redneck voice now)Why do I gotta caaarrry with LOADHOOOOOOLT!!!!???

Chorus

We aaaalll live on the laaand of Chillllyyy
(Insert flash pic of Chilly dressed as a woman,yeh that very photo)
It is called Minny,it is called Minny!!!!
We all live on the land of Chilly
(flsh pic again of him,in that big dumb hat during last year preaseason)
It is called Minny ,it is called Minny!!!

And we nooooow are juuuust fucked up
Cause Bernaaaaaard Berriaaaaan is a retaaaaaaaard
And the band begins to play

(Trumpets play)

We aaaalll live on the laaand of Chillllyyy
(Insert flash pic of Chilly dressed as a woman,yeh that very photo)
It is called Minny,it is called Minny!!!!
We all live on the land of Chilly
(flsh pic again of him,in that big dumb hat during last year preaseason)
It is called Minny ,it is called Minny!!!

Mandoline plays

We are now in our byeee weeeek
A lot thiiiings have to be fixed
Starting with our Offense Liiiine
Which everybooooody knows is horriiiiiid

We aaaalll live on the laaand of Chillllyyy
(Insert flash pic of Chilly dressed as a woman,yeh that very photo)
It is called Minny,it is called Minny!!!!
We all live on the land of Chilly
(flsh pic again of him,in that big dumb hat during last year preaseason)
It is called Minny ,it is called Minny!!!

(Fading)

We aaaalll live on the laaand of Chillllyyy
(Insert flash pic of Chilly dressed as a woman,yeh that very photo)
It is called Minny,it is called Minny!!!!
We all live on the land of Chilly
(flsh pic again of him,in that big dumb hat during last year preaseason)
It is called Minny ,it is called Minny!!!

Please everyone votes and leave your impressions.Now I gotta get out and get a life or something.

mountainviking
10-02-2010, 10:28 AM
Infidel wrote:

To the tune of John Denver's Thank God I'm a Country Boy.

Well, our hopes were high for some winnin' this year
We got a lot of talent and that's real clear
But it all fell apart we just couldn't get in gear
Thank God that we got us a bye.

It wasn't one thing it was a whole damn bunch
Percy's got a headache and the BB's out to lunch
Brett's grin is gone he ain't havin' any fun.
Thank God that we got us a bye.

Oh, our pass protection has been way offa track
Old Farvy's mostly layin' smashed flat on his back
Our blockers are comatose we got no attack.
Thank God that we got us a bye.

We got a fine defense they only give a little
They devour runnin' backs like little candy skittles
But the offense is playin' like a old broken fiddle
Thank God that we got us a bye.

We got a great quarterback for 28 Mil
But he's a little old for runnin' uphill
When I last saw him he was signin' his will
Thank God that we got us a bye.

We don't know how this is gonna turn out
Are we a little worried? Well I hope to shout
Can All Day Pete rise up to bail us out?
I don' know....
But Thank God that we got us a bye!

Thank you very much!!!

:D :D :D

Now get one of them Viking gurls to sing it and we got us a hit!


LOL! Thats pretty freakin funny!! Nice Work!! SKOL!!!

Infidel
10-02-2010, 12:30 PM
Thanks, I appreciate it.

And.....El Vikingo.....amigo......I do believe your song showed some flashes of brilliance!!

Well done.

:cheer:

El Vikingo
10-02-2010, 12:54 PM
Infidel wrote:

Thanks, I appreciate it.

And.....El Vikingo.....amigo......I do believe your song showed some flashes of brilliance!!

Well done.

:cheer:

I did my best,isnīt it a romantic one?.Maybe I ll play it with my guitar and post it ( youtube).It depends on how lazy I am this weekend.

Thx for the words.

Infidel
10-02-2010, 03:26 PM
Ok, if you do decide to Tube your song, be sure and post a link to Purple Pride so we can see it.

Not to offend, but how about this for your Berrian verse?

And our passsssssssing game's collapsed
Cause Bernie Berrian won't... get off his ass.
And the band begins to play

(Play the recorded trumpet segment from the original Yellow Sub.)

I suggest this because the use of the word "retard" is hurtful to a lot of innocent and wonderful mentally handicapped people and their families. Better to avoid it.

Just a thought. I envy you being able to play guitar. I never could learn that.

Thanks for helping me get through the boredom of the bye week.

HEY
10-03-2010, 05:43 PM
"El Vikingo" and "Infidel", both of you guys are funny and both should post a Youtube video!

As for Infidel, you are relatively new to this forum, aren't you? I don't remember seeing your post in the "Free Beer"-section. New members usually introduce themself there. You should give it a shot! :)

btw, it's probably a little late, but welcome to the site! :cheer:

Infidel
10-03-2010, 08:07 PM
Thanks.

We're just trying to get through this bye week with our sanity intact.

Yes, I'm new here. I didn't know there was a place to introduce yourself. I think I'm pretty well introduced, though.

12purplepride28
10-03-2010, 08:56 PM
Oh trust me infidel.... everyone knows who you are.

El Vikingo
10-04-2010, 09:57 AM
12purplepride28 wrote:

Oh trust me infidel.... everyone knows who you are.

Who?

12purplepride28
10-04-2010, 11:03 AM
El Vikingo wrote:

12purplepride28 wrote:

Oh trust me infidel.... everyone knows who you are.

Who?

Pretty much everyone has been pissed off by him at one point or another.

Infidel
10-04-2010, 02:24 PM
12purplepride28 wrote:

El Vikingo wrote:

12purplepride28 wrote:

Oh trust me infidel.... everyone knows who you are.

Who?

Pretty much everyone has been pissed off by him at one point or another.

Pretty much everyone?

You mean I missed somebody?

:D

No, I know better. Only a few of the most insecure, bellicose and aggressive whiners have even noticed me.

:laugh: